Methinks the teenagers-on-rollerskates idea is just asking for trouble. What would be more fun, is if they could get a bunch of big strong weight-lifters to push the teenagers around the store in trolleys. How much fun would that be?
To introduce myself, my name is Ash, and I live in Glasgow, and I work in a Safeway. Contrary to the ret of the staff, I actually enjoy working there, as a cashier.
Anyway, I'm away to get dressed now darlings,